Sunday, January 16, 2011

Abu Abed

Abu Abed goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE African guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees Abu Abed staring at him, looks down and says:
'7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown'.

Abu Abed nearly faints dead. The big fellow says: 'What's wrong with you BUDDY?'

In a weak voice Abu Abed said: 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'

The big dude says: 'I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds and my name is Turner Brown.'

Abu Abed says: "Turner Brown? ............. ************ 3akrout; I thought you said 'Turn around'..."

By: Yazan

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